We have a friend in real life named Justin who also happens to be a fellow messy enthusiast. His birthday was coming up, and I wanted to do something extra special for him. So with Justin on set, we have The Wife, Lilly, and Tori at the ready. A bunch of cool whip pies, multiple slimes, and some chocolate syrup were all at his disposal. Justin then had free reign to give whichever mess to whichever girls he wanted to until there was no mess left to give. He dealt out the majority of pies and told me exactly who to pour the slime on all on the fly in real time.

Did Justin get a good birthday present?

After footage shows the losers of a friendly rock-paper-scissors game taking a gloppy recycled slime and showing off their messy bare feet.