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"The Wife is a Pie Princess, does she have a single sister?"
The Wife really enjoys pieing these messy house guests doesn't she! I've been pied alot (see Foam Pie 77 on UMD) but I want to be completely buried in pie like this.

foampie77 Sunday
"I want to be purchased by The Wife like this. Pie The Patrons!"
My goal in life is to be pied like this by The Wife. You can tell she is really enjoying plopping pie after pie on her victim's face. That's would I love about these shorts videos, girls buried under huge pies.

foampie77 Sunday
"Tori took it good."
Her face and hair were totally covered and I enjoyed every minute. I liked the coating in chocolate syrup. I'm wondering who's next to get the 20 pie drop.

Slimedfemalehairlover 25 days ago
"Great Scene!"
Love Courtney and love the coverage of these scenes! Really like the consistency of these shaving cream pies! The wife really lets her have it!

radiospoon1 27 days ago
"Couldn't wait to buy it after midnight."
I've been waiting anxiously for this clip since the teaser clip was released a few months ago. This clip has everything you expect. Pies, slime, and jokes. Did I say, lots of slime?

Lilly is no stranger to this scene as she appeared in the scene 2 with the wife. Melody and Lilly compliment each other. I love it how both Lilly takes the slime like a champ. She has mastered it as Melody watches in laughter only to get whats coming to her. Lilly and Melody get completely messy and are unrecognizable. I hope to see more scenes like this in the future. The white pants really messy that you cannot tell the original colour anymore.

A+ in my books.

Jay31 3/23/24
"Thickiest but smoothest food to play with"
it's one of the best hair smearing videos ever. continue like that really you will be wammer of the day a lot with these kind of videos.

tarnia 3/9/24
"Hi, Vanessa!"
The Wife introduces Vanessa to the set. As all of the introductions go, the host usually gets hit a Lot with mess, while the newbie laughs. Vanessa's laughs were sweet, and genuine. She enjoyed seeing the Wife getting messy, and who blames her? Soon, it was Vanessa's turn. She picked the Wrong day to wear glasses.

The pie hits on both Vanessa and the Wife were Hard. For those who love ladies getting pied, you'll love this video.

Post-credit mayhem is at the end of the video. Vanessa is a great addition; here's hoping that she'll return soon.

You should get this video, folks.

deadpool 3/3/24
"A heartfelt thank you message... with some extra content"
Lilly thanks us, and it's a loving, sincere thanks. But... she is on set, so she has to get messy. A lot of pies are used, but Lilly still keeps the speech going.

There is a post-credit scene.

It's a Short video, but it's worth it.

Not sure if you noticed, but in Lilly's speech... she Did use the trigger phrase. Just wanted to point that out.

deadpool 3/3/24
"I have missed Mackenzie, and her laugh"
Mackenzie and Lilly meet for the first time, and it's a total mess... but in a good way. After Mackenzie gets obliterated with slop and pies, Lilly laughs at her plight. Mackenzie laughs as well; she has a great laugh. Soon, the joke (and the filth) is on Lilly. A nice cameo, too!

I'm surprised that this is the first time they've worked together.

Post-credit fun is shown at the end of the video.

This is a great one, folks.

deadpool 3/3/24
"Tori, the Wife has One rule..."
Tori, wearing an appropriate shirt, just wanted to take a nap. Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for the audience, she put her feet up on the table. For the Wife, that's a Big no-no at her house, so she lets Tori have it.

If you've seen these Quickie videos, you know how this goes.

Pick this one up, folks.

deadpool 3/2/24
"4th installment. 3 little words."
4 brand new ladies for the clean-to-green series.

I'm not sure which one got engulfed the most, but it may have been the new girl Amie. Post-credit content is included, especially a shot of Melody... well, you'll see.

Get this one, especially if you have the first 3 installments.

deadpool 3/2/24
"Thank Heaven for gravity!"
Courtney, lying on the floor with her hands bound, and in a lacy white bra, is pelted with sloppy colorful pies. Gravity takes care of all of the hits. After the 20 pie barrage, she gets the pies "washed" off of her pretty little face. Again, gravity takes care of things.

Courtney has a cute little squeal, for every time she gets hit.

Post-credit content includes Courtney getting herself messy, even though no one had asked her to! You won't be disappointed with this one, folks.

deadpool 3/2/24
"Zoey in a bra... and then it gets even better"
Standing in a sexy blue bra, Zoey is covered in "tar" (thick, dark chocolate syrup, actually), then feathers, then more "tar," then feathers, then one more helping of "tar," and more feathers. That should be enough, and we'd be satisfied, but Zoey wants to wash this gunk off of her, so she gets help... the fun way. It's not the Proper way to wash that off, but this way is a lot more fun.

Some post-credit shenanigans round up the video. Get this one; you won't regret it.

deadpool 3/2/24
"On her day off?!"
The Wife explains that this Was her day off from shooting, but the Man wanted to experiment with a new recipe. I feel that it was a successful experiment. The Wife was at a loss for words (mainly because this was an "open mouth" video)

A short video, but it's well worth it!

deadpool 3/2/24
"Why pencils need erasers"
Do you think that the Beatles made hit after hit on just one take? No! They made mistakes. The same can be said about The Man and The Wife. These were outtakes from earlier installments, but they couldn't let them go completely to waste.

This is a short, fun video. You might like it.

deadpool 3/2/24
"Halloween hijinks"
The ladies are ready to win a "lot of dough" for a Halloween costume contest, but after Lilly says some familiar words, she ruined her chance. Next thing we know, all of the ladies' chances are ruined.

This is a really fun video; a lot of silly activities are shown, after the credits. You should get this one.

deadpool 3/1/24
"New episode, new intro, same mess"
Everyone has money problems, and the ladies of this show are no different. The Wife is doing her best to crack down, and make sure that the show stays on budget. The other ladies just want to get paid. They do receive a Lot of the green I love that they're using colors to trigger it.

I'm not sure, but I think this may have been shot in one day (given what they're wearing throughout the video)

Get this one, folks. For just the pleasure of seeing Melody wearing a maid outfit, you can't go wrong.

deadpool 3/1/24
"From the pies to the slime"
I love how Courtney was laying on the floor helpless as she had colorful pies dropped on her face and hair and then finish her off with that green slime. Now I wonder who's next to get sentenced to the 20 pie drop.

Slimedfemalehairlover 2/18/24
"The best foot fetish WAM videos ever!"
One of the best foot fetish WAM concepts ever. I will continue to buy all of these for as long as they keep being produced. Would love to see ones that incorporate dirty blackened soles sometime.

Welkrat 1/22/24
"Pay Mel What She Wants!"
Mel makes a strong case for why she should be paid more by the Wife, and she's very convincing. This her best scene so far. She plays the stuck-up beauty queen perfectly and I hope we continue to see this version of her in future installments. 2024 may be the year of Melody!

Dr. Frankenslime 1/2/24
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