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Welcome to our store, where the slimes are long and the pies are plentiful! The lovely lady with long dark hair you frequently see is The Wife. Her and I are a real life married WAM couple. The kink is mine, but she absolutely loves it, and genuinely just "gets" it. Never did we ever expect to open a store, but we finally decided to just go for it! What you'll find here, is new messy content we're constantly creating. You'll also see the messy adventures from our own personal stash made years before. The Wife's even managed to rope all of her awesome friends into getting messy! We hope you enjoy watching our videos as much as we do making them.
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She actually encourages them!
Stephanie. Rainbow. Need I say more?
Samantha's super slime session
Rebecca's cousin Molly
Rebecca's cousin Mandy
Stephanie gets her hair done
Welcome to the crew, Rebecca
Happy holidays
Mia is nude (kinda)
Tori is stumped
Is she getting two or one?
Valerie wasn't warned
If u love hair covering and body covering this one is for youA Family that gets messy together, stays together.2 Awesome (Messy) Ladies.
Turn it up to 11
Is Paige the prankster?
Britney gets colorful
Two messy pros have to write a messy skit. How tough can it be?
This sounds familiar...
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All the girls who have bravely stepped up for a Tied, Tickled, Pied session have given great performances and brought something different to the set-up. Rebecca's might just be my favourite yet because she's the first one to actually encourage the Man and the Wife to let her have it! Tied up, barefoot and with her pretty face as a pie target, Rebecca initially just endures it but then suddenly starts egging them on with comments like "get the toes!," "get the soles!," "is that all you've got?" and "I can't get enough!" She takes the pies superbly too, licking her lips and laughing out loud every time she gets a facefull! Yes, I know she's acting, but it's hot! And I'm going to allow myself the thought that she's finding it just a little bit of a turn-on being at the mercy of her friends in this way.
After her first video with the Man and the Wife, I immediately thought "When is Stephanie doing her rainbow video?" Oh, the wait was worth it; Stephanie did not disappoint. Pace yourself, while watching this; you may need a glass of water nearby.
If you enjoy cute blondes getting Super messy, get this one as soon as possible. To call this a "must watch" is an understatement.
Samantha, the sister of Lexi and Paige, is the main star of this slime-intense video. The bond she has with her little sister Paige is always in view, whenever the two have a scene together. It's quite fortunate that Samantha has short hair, since it makes it easier for her to use the shower.
Get this one, folks!
After successfully convincing her cute cousin Mandy to get messy, Rebecca convinced her super cute cousin Molly to do the same. Seriously, Rebecca needs to be the official recruiting agent for The Man and The Wife.
Molly's open eye sliming must be seen to be believed.
This is a great one; don't miss it.
It's amazing how well the ladies who do videos for the Man and the Wife can convince their friends to join in the madness. It's stunning how they can convince relatives. Rebecca convinced her super cute cousin Mandy to get destroyed with mess. We should thank her for that.
This is a really fun video.
There are certain folks in this crew that not only Get what is being filmed, but truly seem to enjoy it. Stephanie is one of them. Her hair is ruined by the Wife, but she just embraces it! Pick up this one, folks. Stephanie is amazing.
Britney welcomes her friend Rebecca to the craziness, and... she had a blast. She loved it so much, she invited her cousins to join the fun!
The introduction videos are always fun to watch; based on the word of mouth, and the general vibe of the area, you can easily see if they'll return.
This was a great video. You should check it out.
Embodying the Grinch, Lilly hates the cards she's given, and the mess soon after, but the last color cheers her up.
A fun, messy clip.
I love that the Man and The Wife mostly keep their content PG, but every once in a while, they delve into PG-13 territory, like this one. Mia is having a lot of fun, even though she no clue when the next mess will occur.
Get this one, folks!
I saw the premise, and thought "Hmm... I'm good at music trivia. I'll help Tori," only to find how laughably easy it is... which is the point.
A fun, super messy video. Grab this, especially if you love colorful pies being used.
The Man's purchase of a double bucket is brilliant; he puts it to great use on the Wife, making her get two slimes at once. So did that mean it was two slimings, or simply one (due to it being one bucket)? The video is entertaining, nonetheless.
Get this one, folks.
You'd think that the other ladies would be warned to Not put their feet up on the Wife's table. Fortunately for us, Valerie wasn't warned. The Wife is relentless with the pies.
Another great "quickie" from this crazy crew.
That's the best hair creaming of the series.
I love thick hair of Mosha and her covering was huge.
Please more videos like that hair-related i beg u.
Mandy gets the full treatment (pies, slime, chocolate syrup) in her 1st go-round. Luckily, Cousin Rebecca gets the same treatment. Rebecca was totally more into things this time around.
Rebecca (Becky) was fantastic in her debut. She had a great partner in Britney. Those slimes flow onto the ladies like water.
Volume 11 of You Can't Do That On Set does not disappoint. Magic and mischief, indeed! Perhaps, from the beginning of the video, Lilly is going to be associate producer? Given that's written/cowritten some skits, it would make sense.
It's a great thing that the theme was magic, since they make cleanliness disappear.
Pretty funny ending, too.
Get this one, folks!
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that Paige tricked Sam into putting her feet on the Wife's table. She's done it again with Jennifer. The Wife, right on cue, dishes out the punishment.
The quickie series is a lot of fun, and this is a great messy installment. Get this one, folks.
Technically, this is Britney's 2nd slime time video, since she starred with her mother Kelli when she got the treatment. Britney gets obliterated, but Stephanie couldn't let Britney have all of the fun.
Speaking of which, Stephanie is a pro at open mouth slimings! I thought that The Wife and Lilly had perfected it, but Stephanie can easily do it as well, as you'll see in the video.
The messy hijinks at the end, after the credits, are great as well.
Grab this one, folks!
You'd think, after given the task to write a messy skit, that Kelli and Tori would set it up so that they would never get dirty. Whoops! The lovely ladies get obliterated with different shades of green, and the cameo from The Wife adds to the duo's mess. Kelli and Tori should work together more often.
While doing their version of a famous 1980s skit, Lilly and Tori get obliterated with mess. Even though Tori is the main star, Lilly makes sure that she's not left out in all of the fun.
This is a great one, folks. Pick up this video.
Great Stuff. Love the Passion. Wish you the best in the future and all subsequent messy adventures.
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