All I wanted to do was buy some Starbucks cups from a girl online. Then this girl turned out to be the one you all know as 'The Wife.' And she apparently gets pied and slimed a bunch? Sounds like a whole lot of fun to me! I grew up in an era of messy TV shows and have always wanted to know what it was like to get covered too. Oh, about me? My favorite colors are black and pink. And my go to music is classic 90's rock. I seriously can't believe I'm doing this!