Welcome to our store, where the slimes are long and the pies are plentiful! The lovely dark haired lady you frequently see is The Wife. Her and I are a real life married WAM couple. The fetish is mine, but she absolutely loves it and genuinely just "gets" it. Never did we ever expect to open a store, but we finally decided to just go for it! What you'll find here, are our messy adventures from years past as well as new content we're adding. She's even managed to rope her awesome friends into getting messy! We hope you enjoy watching our videos as much as we do making them.

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Valerie's Slime Time
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Tied, Tickled, Pied
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Melody and Tori: Bikini Pie Testers
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Clean to Green 5
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Samantha's 30 Pie Barrage
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Clown College
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Amber's First Time
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Quickie #17: Paige and Samantha Bunny Pose Pied
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You Can't Do That On Set: Episode 9
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All Out 3
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Chrissy's First Time (Melody's Niece!)
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Cards Against Girls 5
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Fan Mail: Melody!
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Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 2
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Quickie #16: Lilly Bunny Pose Pied
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The Bakery Bitch
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The Sleepover 3
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The Raft: Zoey
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Summer's First Time (with Her Mom Jessica!)
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Daisy's First Time
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The 30 Pie Barrages: Volume 2
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Scene reviews
Sent by real customers
A fantastic savoury mess.
Violet takes this mess like a trooper, head up mouth open ready to take whatever is dumped on her, laughing and smiling all the time. Plus she willing covers herself in the mess. Best one by far.
-fishtank    Sunday    
Wife and Lily Clowning Around Like Pros
I'm proud to say I helped with the writing of this one. This was a concept I'd wanted to see in a WAM video for years and of course The Man and the Wife nailed it. Wife and Lily do a fantastic job and the pie hits are excellent. Bravo to everyone involved!
-Dr. Frankenslime    9/9/24    
Epic Duel between Wife and Zoey
More of this show/format please! I loved the simplicity. All that would make it a bit better would be some occasional water in between pies. The slime bit as the finale is fantastic. Wife and Zoey get clobbered with excellent pie hits and Lily gets to be super cute as the host. Perhaps one of Zoey's friends could face off against Lily next time?
-Dr. Frankenslime    9/8/24    
The Man and The Wife Rules!
Keep up the great work with these videos, The Man and The Wife. Y'all got a collection of women who love to get messy. It looks like you guys are having fun shooting these videos. I look forward to seeing the newest clip every Friday.
-cuties    8/18/24    
The New Ycdtotv.
This episode was great as usual. The Wife, Lily, Courtney, Zoey, and Melody are great together. The water, pies, and slime were flowing aplenty in this video. When Lily got red slimed, it looked like she was turning red. What type of mixture do y'all use for the slime?
-cuties    8/17/24    
Colorful and sloppy and full of surprises!
Sometimes you are in the mood for a quickie, you know? This scene is perfect because there isn't a ton of buildup, Lilly is a great choice because coverage from each pie is super messy, with full facial coverage... I especially loved the color choice of the pies, which is great contrast from the black background... And the surprise at the end!
-pie_me_k    7/19/24    
Melody tastes the rainbow
It's Melody's turn to get the "rainbow" treatment. Just like the Wife and Lilly, Melody starts off disgusted, then is reluctant, then is cool with it, then fully embraces the filth.

Her looking during Indigo was really hot. Here's hoping she can get her hair like that again.

The second half is when it goes from great to outstanding. Pace yourself, while viewing!

Excellent post-credit content, too.

This is a must-buy, folks. Don't miss out.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
The Wife and Lilly in their bras, and then it gets better!
In their bras, Lilly and the Wife share gifts with other. The gift of buttercream! Lilly gets orange, while the Wife gets purple.

I do love that their eyeshadow signals the buttercream that they'll use on each other. That was clever.

After the gifts are exchanged, the trigger phrase is uttered, making both ladies messier than they already were!

Post-credit mayhem is shown.

You might want to pace yourself, when watching this one. It's a must-buy!
-deadpool    7/9/24    
So many fetishes, so little time
Melody and Lilly are the stars of this installment of the Fetish Video series. The 2 lovely ladies get their shoes, socks, bare feet, and faces coated in pie and batter. At the end, the two share a sliming.

This is a really fun video.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Lilly, pies, and gravity
While tied up on the floor, Lilly is pelted with 20 colorful pies. Once the pies are done, she wants something extra. Lilly expected extra cash, but the producer had something else in mind.

There is a post-credit scene of Lilly playing in the muck.

This one is a lot of fun.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Tori, messy in a bra. Need I say more?
Happy about her hair, and her look, Tori is soon engulfed in "tar" and feathers. After three waves of each, something familiar covers her.

Be careful when watching this, for Tori moans and squeals pretty loud.

Get this video, folks.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Daisy was Not at a loss for words
For her 1st time on set, Daisy is given lines by the Wife, and she has to say them aloud. Each line, to her dismay, leads to a messy result.

A simple premise, but really fun; Daisy seemed to have a blast!

I can't wait to see more content with her.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Sisters who Almost Literally stick together
Paige and Samantha are on set, and it's Paige's time to get obliterated with lots of slime. Samantha sets her up with a perfect question, regarding how many times Paige has been slimed. Clearly, Samantha is loving her sister's plight, but she soon gets hit hard as well.

Post-credit messiness is included.

This is a fun one. You should get this.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Halfway messy consequences
Two of the Wife's Best friends are doing trivia, but... Ellie is getting off light, if she gets it wrong. It's not fair for Lilly, but more than fair for the audience.

There are post-credit scenes, including how there was an outtake of the beginning, but they rectified it.

Fun little video.

Btw, both participants are really smart; they know the answers to the questions. Their responses are just for the sake of the skit.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Lilly is the quizmaster. What could go wrong?
The Wife and Zoey are the contestants for a special trivia night, with the topic being Lilly. This was insightful and hilarious, as both ladies try to figure out just what the answer is. The book question was particular funny; I can't say why, without spoiling the joke.

Post-credit mayhem is included.

This is a really fun one to watch, especially if you love trivia, as well as pie content.
-deadpool    7/9/24    
Great Creativity, Incredible Mess, Superb Acting, Amazing Value
If you're fans of a certain television show from years gone by, then you will feel you have died and gone to heaven. Tmatw's team go all in on making these scenes really capture the flavour of the show, and they risk their house and furniture to make it real. The mess quantities staggered me. You won't believe it. Ridiculous amounts of pies, and slime and water. The acting too, the cast all clearly 'got it' and could all play their roles brilliantly. The gags were genuinely funny too. Huge amounts of time, effort and love have clearly gone into these scenes and they represent tremendous value for money. Having done my own 'variety show' clips, I know the amount of time and effort that goes into them, and these blew my mind. Wholeheartedly recommend these to everyone.
-RevSlymsford    7/9/24    
Hot Hooters girl + Lots of slime = great video
The Wife is stunned that she's in a Hooters shirt, since that establishment is old news. She figured she'd be pied, but nothing happened. Then she figured slime was inevitable, and she was right.

The Wife was Engulfed; even though it was one bucket, it did the trick! She played in the aftermath, smearing it on her face and hair.

These short videos are fantastic. You can't go wrong with this one.
-deadpool    7/8/24    
With Ellie and the Wife, you can't go wrong
It's bad enough that Ellie put her feet up on the Wife's nice new table, but then Ellie shooed her away while on the phone! The Wife knew what to do. After the mess, Ellie wanted to know if her new phone could still work.

These quickie videos are lots of fun. Get this one, folks/
-deadpool    7/8/24    
Jessica Rocks
Jessica is awesome and I hope she comes back regularly for more. I'd love to see her work with Melody. Excellent pie hits on both her and the Wife.
-Dr. Frankenslime    6/14/24    
The Wife is a Pie Princess, does she have a single sister?
The Wife really enjoys pieing these messy house guests doesn't she! I've been pied alot (see Foam Pie 77 on UMD) but I want to be completely buried in pie like this.
-foampie77    4/21/24    
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