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Welcome to our store, where the slimes are long and the pies are plentiful! The lovely lady with long dark hair you frequently see is The Wife. Her and I are a real life married WAM couple. The kink is mine, but she absolutely loves it, and genuinely just "gets" it. Never did we ever expect to open a store, but we finally decided to just go for it! What you'll find here, is new messy content we're constantly creating. You'll also see the messy adventures from our own personal stash made years before. The Wife's even managed to rope all of her awesome friends into getting messy! We hope you enjoy watching our videos as much as we do making them.
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A Family that gets messy together, stays together.
Mandy gets the full treatment (pies, slime, chocolate syrup) in her 1st go-round. Luckily, Cousin Rebecca gets the same treatment. Rebecca was totally more into things this time around.
2 Awesome (Messy) Ladies.
Rebecca (Becky) was fantastic in her debut. She had a great partner in Britney. Those slimes flow onto the ladies like water.
Short n Sweet Satisfaction
Another great scene. Short and sweet.
Lilly once again takes the mess like a pro in adorable adorable pigtails.
The face smushings are also a nice touch.
10/10.
Lilly once again takes the mess like a pro in adorable adorable pigtails.
The face smushings are also a nice touch.
10/10.
Really Good!
Fantastic sliming and coverage, and Lilly takes it like a pro.
She looks amazing in her outfit too.
No idea how I found this scene but really happy I picked it up!
She looks amazing in her outfit too.
No idea how I found this scene but really happy I picked it up!
Turn it up to 11
Volume 11 of You Can't Do That On Set does not disappoint. Magic and mischief, indeed! Perhaps, from the beginning of the video, Lilly is going to be associate producer? Given that's written/cowritten some skits, it would make sense.
It's a great thing that the theme was magic, since they make cleanliness disappear.
Pretty funny ending, too.
Get this one, folks!
It's a great thing that the theme was magic, since they make cleanliness disappear.
Pretty funny ending, too.
Get this one, folks!
Is Paige the prankster?
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that Paige tricked Sam into putting her feet on the Wife's table. She's done it again with Jennifer. The Wife, right on cue, dishes out the punishment.
The quickie series is a lot of fun, and this is a great messy installment. Get this one, folks.
The quickie series is a lot of fun, and this is a great messy installment. Get this one, folks.
Britney gets colorful
Technically, this is Britney's 2nd slime time video, since she starred with her mother Kelli when she got the treatment. Britney gets obliterated, but Stephanie couldn't let Britney have all of the fun.
Speaking of which, Stephanie is a pro at open mouth slimings! I thought that The Wife and Lilly had perfected it, but Stephanie can easily do it as well, as you'll see in the video.
The messy hijinks at the end, after the credits, are great as well.
Grab this one, folks!
Speaking of which, Stephanie is a pro at open mouth slimings! I thought that The Wife and Lilly had perfected it, but Stephanie can easily do it as well, as you'll see in the video.
The messy hijinks at the end, after the credits, are great as well.
Grab this one, folks!
Two messy pros have to write a messy skit. How tough can it be?
You'd think, after given the task to write a messy skit, that Kelli and Tori would set it up so that they would never get dirty. Whoops! The lovely ladies get obliterated with different shades of green, and the cameo from The Wife adds to the duo's mess. Kelli and Tori should work together more often.
This sounds familiar...
While doing their version of a famous 1980s skit, Lilly and Tori get obliterated with mess. Even though Tori is the main star, Lilly makes sure that she's not left out in all of the fun.
This is a great one, folks. Pick up this video.
This is a great one, folks. Pick up this video.
Making Mia messy
Mia getting obliterated with slop is great as is, as well as seeing Valerie get it as well, but what Mia is wearing... that makes this video all the more fun. She didn't have to wear that, but I'm not complaining, and I'm pretty sure you won't complain, either.
This is a solid video, folks. Get this as soon as possible.
This is a solid video, folks. Get this as soon as possible.
Another successful experiment!
The Man uses a new formula for his slime, and his partner The Wife is the perfect messy target, as always. But there's something about this formula. The texture, the length of the pour, the color... I believe he's cracked the code. But, like all experiments, he needs to test it again, to make sure the same results occur. Perhaps Lilly, or Sam, should be next to try this formula on.
It's a short video, but you won't go wrong in getting this one, folks.
It's a short video, but you won't go wrong in getting this one, folks.
Great short and sweet scene
I am a big fan of the classic "feet up, face pied" scenes, and this is another great addition to the series! I hope you will continue to add chocolate syrup at the end of the scenes as well. Keep up the great work as always!
Mia's messy debut
Wonderful debut from the lovely Mia who I hope we'll see a lot more of. Three excellently taken slimings punctuated by several pies to the face. I love that there are times during the pieings when she breaks character and just starts laughing. Seems like she had fun! Must say The Wife looks particularly hot in this scene too, and thankfully she doesn't make it off set without getting a couple of thoroughly deserved slime showers! Well worth downloading this one!
This installment should be called You Can't Do That On... wait.
After a messy intro, the Wife gives us a bunch of channels to watch, and they're all filthy. A lot of slop on the ladies.
The point-of-view shot was a nice touch, at the beginning. As a gamer, I loved the background music for Violet's commercial, which was a funny ad. The Sopranos parody was a pleasant surprise, and genuinely had me laughing. The Office parody was a lot of fun; Tori and the Wife look great with ties.
The joke at the very end has to be seen to be believed.
Great skits and commercials all around; you can't go wrong with this one, folks.
The point-of-view shot was a nice touch, at the beginning. As a gamer, I loved the background music for Violet's commercial, which was a funny ad. The Sopranos parody was a pleasant surprise, and genuinely had me laughing. The Office parody was a lot of fun; Tori and the Wife look great with ties.
The joke at the very end has to be seen to be believed.
Great skits and commercials all around; you can't go wrong with this one, folks.
Two cute blondes, and a lot of slime
Stephanie finally meets Lilly, and the latter is shocked that Stephanie keeps returning. Lilly tricks her into saying the trigger phrase many times. Lilly does get her fair share of slime, since Stephanie couldn't have all of the fun.
Lots of fun in the post-credit content.
Get this one, folks!
Lots of fun in the post-credit content.
Get this one, folks!
Mia's debut
Daisy's friend Mia visits, and finds out what Daisy, and the rest of the cast, do on set. I like how nervous Mia seems; considering what happens in each video, the nervousness feels genuine. Her later frustration also seems natural, as does her laughter. A messy post-credit scene follows.
A fun messy debut, Mia's video is one you should pick up.
A fun messy debut, Mia's video is one you should pick up.
The Wife and Stephanie in their bras... then comes even more fun
Stephanie follows Lilly's advice, and gives the Wife a buttercream beauty treatment. Being quite thorough, she slathers the Wife's upper body. The Wife retaliates, and Stephanie receives a similar treatment. Of course, some trigger phrases are uttered, making the duo messier.
Post-credit content is shown.
It's one of the rare PG-13 videos this store has to offer, and you'd be wise to purchase a copy.
Post-credit content is shown.
It's one of the rare PG-13 videos this store has to offer, and you'd be wise to purchase a copy.
Working on the set is not easy for Lilly
Berating Lilly, the Wife warns her friend of the slime shortage; given how much they use per video, that can be bad! Lilly still utters the trigger phrase. A lot.
Lilly is quite comedic in this video; what she says, and how she says it, makes the video more entertaining than it already is. Maybe she wrote or cowrote this?
Silly footage is shown, after the credits. This is a fun video.
Lilly is quite comedic in this video; what she says, and how she says it, makes the video more entertaining than it already is. Maybe she wrote or cowrote this?
Silly footage is shown, after the credits. This is a fun video.
Her aunt didn't warn her
Chrissie gets comfortable, as she puts her feet on the table. Unfortunately for her, yet fortunately for us, her aunt Melody did not warn Chrissie that the Wife hates having people put their feet on her table. Chrissie gets a fun, messy punishment.
Chrissy is becoming one of my favorites; I cannot wait to see what she'll do next.
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Chrissy is becoming one of my favorites; I cannot wait to see what she'll do next.
Get this video!
Time to experiment
This brand new type of slime is actually one that has been used before, but never on the Wife. It's pancake batter. Yes, it is way messier, but it's way tougher to clean off.
I bought this video not just for wanting to see the Wife get messy, but because I felt sorry for the damage done to her hair, due to the pancake batter.
A short video, but a lot of fun.
I bought this video not just for wanting to see the Wife get messy, but because I felt sorry for the damage done to her hair, due to the pancake batter.
A short video, but a lot of fun.
Great
Great Stuff. Love the Passion. Wish you the best in the future and all subsequent messy adventures.
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