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Welcome to our store, where the slimes are long and the pies are plentiful! The lovely dark haired lady you frequently see is The Wife. Her and I are a real life married WAM couple. The fetish is mine, but she absolutely loves it and genuinely just "gets" it. Never did we ever expect to open a store, but we finally decided to just go for it! What you'll find here, are our messy adventures from years past as well as new content we're adding. She's even managed to rope her awesome friends into getting messy! We hope you enjoy watching our videos as much as we do making them.
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The aunt and niece stick together literally
Melody brings her cute niece Chrissy to the set, to join in on the fun. It was quite brave of Chrissy to wear white, on her first day.
One would certainly think that they're sisters, but they are aunt and niece.
While clean, you can see their resemblance. When messy, you can definitely see their resemblance!
The Wife's face when she pies a lady is in full use, in this video.
Chrissy is an amazing addition to this roster; I look forward to seeing more messy adventures with her. A post-mess after credits scene is included.
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One would certainly think that they're sisters, but they are aunt and niece.
While clean, you can see their resemblance. When messy, you can definitely see their resemblance!
The Wife's face when she pies a lady is in full use, in this video.
Chrissy is an amazing addition to this roster; I look forward to seeing more messy adventures with her. A post-mess after credits scene is included.
Get this one, folks!
Valerie and Violet's very viscous video
Reminiscing over her first time on set, Valerie accidentally says the trigger phrase. From there, it gets incredibly messy. It was quite brave of her friend Violet to wear white for this video.
These two ladies have a blast, while getting engulfed again and again.
Post-mess action is shown, after the credits.
This is a lot of fun! Get this one, when you have the chance.
These two ladies have a blast, while getting engulfed again and again.
Post-mess action is shown, after the credits.
This is a lot of fun! Get this one, when you have the chance.
Silliest Take-your-daughter-to-work Day ever
It's a tradition for new ladies in these videos to be brought in by their close friends. In this case, Summer is being brought in by her mother Jessica. I'm sure this helped them bond better as mother and daughter. At the very least, it gave them an incredibly interesting story to tell, on the way back home.
Both of the ladies have very fun laughs; you feel the need to join along, at laughing at their plights.
As always, the Wife's better-you-than-me face is on point.
A post-mess scene is after the credits.
Pick this one up.
Both of the ladies have very fun laughs; you feel the need to join along, at laughing at their plights.
As always, the Wife's better-you-than-me face is on point.
A post-mess scene is after the credits.
Pick this one up.
You'll be fortunate, to get this video
Fortune smiles on you, if you bought this chapter of the "You Can't" series. Except for the Wife, the stars of this episode can't seem to catch a break... especially Tori. If you're a fan of hers, this is your video. Certain talismans have been put to excellent use.
Post-credit mess is included. Speaking of the credits, they have their own set of jokes, so you should stick around and watch them.
Post-credit mess is included. Speaking of the credits, they have their own set of jokes, so you should stick around and watch them.
Volume 5. 4 ladies. 3 little words.
The slime flows like water, in this latest volume. The ladies go from hot to super hot, in mere seconds. If you're a fan of seeing hot women getting annihilated with slime, you won't wrong here! Post-mess craziness is shown after the credits.
Pick this one up, folks.
Pick this one up, folks.
A cute messy bunny
In a cute "bunny" pose, the Wife is playfully pelted with pies. If you're a pie fan, those three minutes are right up your alley. The second half (which I truly enjoyed) is messier, and has the Wife in another "bunny" pose, but this time she's barefoot in slacks. Hopefully, the other ladies will go through what the Wife went through.
The Quickie videos are short, but a lot of fun. Get this one, folks.
The Quickie videos are short, but a lot of fun. Get this one, folks.
You ask, and Melody answers
You wanted to know what's on Melody's mind, and she's happy to tell us! There is a lot of mess, of course. The answer to one of the questions had me laughing (thanks to the Wife) It is fun to see when your question will be answered, so you have to stay tuned.
Very fun, rather informative, and super messy! You'll be wise, to pick up this video.
Very fun, rather informative, and super messy! You'll be wise, to pick up this video.
Science is awesome
It's experiment time, and the Wife is not feeling up to it. The distractions she uses would sway others, but science must proceed. The lead scientist needs to use this recipe again, but with another test subject, otherwise the results may be skewed.
This is a fun little video. 2 1/2 minutes, but it's worth it.
This is a fun little video. 2 1/2 minutes, but it's worth it.
Great
Great Stuff. Love the Passion. Wish you the best in the future and all subsequent messy adventures.
Melody gets humiliated while answering questions...
Melody's sliming in this scene are fantastic... A pleasant surprise my question made it into the post credit scene for which Melody takes the mess like a pro. You really get a sense she has come to enjoy the fetish. Keep up the great work Man. Appreciate how you guys interpreted my question, I loved the outcome!
A fantastic savoury mess.
Violet takes this mess like a trooper, head up mouth open ready to take whatever is dumped on her, laughing and smiling all the time. Plus she willing covers herself in the mess. Best one by far.
Wife and Lily Clowning Around Like Pros
I'm proud to say I helped with the writing of this one. This was a concept I'd wanted to see in a WAM video for years and of course The Man and the Wife nailed it. Wife and Lily do a fantastic job and the pie hits are excellent. Bravo to everyone involved!
Epic Duel between Wife and Zoey
More of this show/format please! I loved the simplicity. All that would make it a bit better would be some occasional water in between pies. The slime bit as the finale is fantastic. Wife and Zoey get clobbered with excellent pie hits and Lily gets to be super cute as the host. Perhaps one of Zoey's friends could face off against Lily next time?
The Man and The Wife Rules!
Keep up the great work with these videos, The Man and The Wife. Y'all got a collection of women who love to get messy. It looks like you guys are having fun shooting these videos. I look forward to seeing the newest clip every Friday.
The New Ycdtotv.
This episode was great as usual. The Wife, Lily, Courtney, Zoey, and Melody are great together. The water, pies, and slime were flowing aplenty in this video. When Lily got red slimed, it looked like she was turning red. What type of mixture do y'all use for the slime?
Colorful and sloppy and full of surprises!
Sometimes you are in the mood for a quickie, you know? This scene is perfect because there isn't a ton of buildup, Lilly is a great choice because coverage from each pie is super messy, with full facial coverage... I especially loved the color choice of the pies, which is great contrast from the black background... And the surprise at the end!
Melody tastes the rainbow
It's Melody's turn to get the "rainbow" treatment. Just like the Wife and Lilly, Melody starts off disgusted, then is reluctant, then is cool with it, then fully embraces the filth.
Her looking during Indigo was really hot. Here's hoping she can get her hair like that again.
The second half is when it goes from great to outstanding. Pace yourself, while viewing!
Excellent post-credit content, too.
This is a must-buy, folks. Don't miss out.
Her looking during Indigo was really hot. Here's hoping she can get her hair like that again.
The second half is when it goes from great to outstanding. Pace yourself, while viewing!
Excellent post-credit content, too.
This is a must-buy, folks. Don't miss out.
The Wife and Lilly in their bras, and then it gets better!
In their bras, Lilly and the Wife share gifts with other. The gift of buttercream! Lilly gets orange, while the Wife gets purple.
I do love that their eyeshadow signals the buttercream that they'll use on each other. That was clever.
After the gifts are exchanged, the trigger phrase is uttered, making both ladies messier than they already were!
Post-credit mayhem is shown.
You might want to pace yourself, when watching this one. It's a must-buy!
I do love that their eyeshadow signals the buttercream that they'll use on each other. That was clever.
After the gifts are exchanged, the trigger phrase is uttered, making both ladies messier than they already were!
Post-credit mayhem is shown.
You might want to pace yourself, when watching this one. It's a must-buy!
So many fetishes, so little time
Melody and Lilly are the stars of this installment of the Fetish Video series. The 2 lovely ladies get their shoes, socks, bare feet, and faces coated in pie and batter. At the end, the two share a sliming.
This is a really fun video.
This is a really fun video.
Lilly, pies, and gravity
While tied up on the floor, Lilly is pelted with 20 colorful pies. Once the pies are done, she wants something extra. Lilly expected extra cash, but the producer had something else in mind.
There is a post-credit scene of Lilly playing in the muck.
This one is a lot of fun.
There is a post-credit scene of Lilly playing in the muck.
This one is a lot of fun.
Tori, messy in a bra. Need I say more?
Happy about her hair, and her look, Tori is soon engulfed in "tar" and feathers. After three waves of each, something familiar covers her.
Be careful when watching this, for Tori moans and squeals pretty loud.
Get this video, folks.
Be careful when watching this, for Tori moans and squeals pretty loud.
Get this video, folks.
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