Welcome to our store, where the slimes are long and the pies are plentiful! The lovely dark haired lady you frequently see is The Wife. Her and I are a real life married WAM couple. The fetish is mine, but she absolutely loves it and genuinely just "gets" it. Never did we ever expect to open a store, but we finally decided to just go for it! What you'll find here, are our messy adventures from years past as well as new content we're adding. She's even managed to rope her awesome friends into getting messy! We hope you enjoy watching our videos as much as we do making them.

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Scene reviews
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Actually the best scene on this site. No seriously. Really.
A long time ago, I made a terrible, terrible mistake: I claimed that episode 7 of You Can't Do That on Set was one of the greatest scenes I had ever scene on this site.

Alas, I have been proven a liar and a fraud, as I can say without any doubt or hyperbole that this scene is the greatest scene any creator has ever produced on this site.

I don't even know where to begin with this review. The premise of this scene follows the Wife watching television--flicking between various channels and watching various programs (almost all of-which are inevitably WAM themed). Already, this scene has given us a premise that offers great potential, and the scene wastes no time taking full advantage of it.

There are adverts, sitcoms, dramas and interviews--each of which offer what is possibly one of the largest casts for a WAM scene a wide range of roles and acting styles (which they eagerly embrace). Alongside this variation, the production value of this scene is noticeably ambitious, with clear thought being placed into the costuming and casting of certain scenes. I even noticed that certain skits were deliberately invoking the directorial styles of their inspirations--resulting in possibly the first and only time I can seriously discuss cinematography in a WAM scene (remember when these were just supposed to be funny videos?).

Furthermore, I also found some of the performances to be surprisingly strong (particularly for a WAM scene) avoiding the common traps of under or overacting while still managing to convey the intended emotions. Of particular note to me was the performance of Tiffany--who effectively portrays the role of a interviewee caught off-guard by the shenanigans of their skit--as well as Paige and Samantha--who portray two bickering sisters from a sitcom (with performances so good--it's as if they're actually sisters in real-life).

The only criticisms I have are that the sets and environments are very cheap (with most just being the actor standing up against a wall) and that some of the skits suffer from being a little bit over-lit (the use of more dynamic lighting and shadows would go a long way in making the scene look more professional).

However, let me clarify that I am only making these criticisms because I am now treating these scenes as real professional productions (which should be indicative of the insane level of quality on display here) and because I'm secretly now hoping that the Man and the Wife will invest in a studio (or something similar) as they've demonstrated a significant amount of skill.

Most importantly however, this scene has a reference to The Sopranos, which instantly means that I must declare it the greatest thing in the universe.
-Mr Whitefeather    15 days ago    
Another amazing video from these guys
Another amazing video from these guys. Love their work, the pies are the best and a bonus to see more of the good lady wife xx. She truly is beautiful and deep down I wish I was married to her... lol.
-pieguy_eastyorks    16 days ago    
Samantha doesn't know the rules, but Paige did
Paige pranked her sister Samantha into putting her feet on the Wife's table, with Paige knowing exactly how the Wife would react. This quickie installment is one I particularly enjoyed, since the ladies are usually barefoot in shorts, but Samantha was barefoot in slacks/sweatpants, so this was all the better for me.

Pick up this installment, folks.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
Zoey doesn't know the rules
The Wife doesn't mind if you read in her home, but Zoey is doing it while her feet are on the table. The Wife's usual punishment for this is dished out. Zoey is more disappointed that the book is ruined, instead of herself.

Another fun quickie video. Get this one, folks.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
The mother/daughter duo "stick" together
Both ladies in this "slime time" video are beautiful, but in this instance, they're mother and daughter; you see the resemblance... when they're clean and filthy. Both Kelli and Britney are engulfed! At the 4:11 mark, Britney asks an incredibly important question.

You need to get this one, people! You won't regret it.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
Her aunt Melody would be proud
During a rapid-fire survey, the Wife accidentally made Chrissy say the trigger phrase, and boy does she get it! Despite feeling bad for Chrissy, the Wife can't help but laugh. Chrissy would get justice, but it would take a while.

The post-credit footage shows just how cute Chrissy's smile is.

An incredibly filthy scene; do not miss out on this one!
-deadpool    23 days ago    
It's usually not green during winter, but...
Melody thought she was going to show off summer clothes, not winter apparel. After saying the trigger phrase, she gets engulfed... and it takes a good while. Afterwards, the Wife tells Melody what to do with the slop. Her sister arrives after the credits, to get Melody messier. This one is a lot of fun.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
Vindication
Even though they're great friends, the Wife and Ellie talk smack about Lilly, and she overhears it. She exacts her revenge, using a great "Office" reference. Once the mess starts, the duo try to blame each other for their plight, while Lilly keeps dishing it out. It's funny and messy. A silly, chaotic post-credit scene is at the end.

This one is a lot of fun.

Also, and it goes without saying, Ellie looks Hot as a redhead.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
Fun girl, with a fun laugh
Tiffany invites her friend Stephanie to join the gang. Wisely, Stephanie removes her glasses. The pie smashes are harder than usual, in this video. Post-credit mayhem is included.

I'm honestly not sure which one had more fun Tiffany or Stephanie. I'm sure that you'll have a blast, when you watch.
-deadpool    23 days ago    
The aunt and niece stick together literally
Melody brings her cute niece Chrissy to the set, to join in on the fun. It was quite brave of Chrissy to wear white, on her first day.

One would certainly think that they're sisters, but they are aunt and niece.

While clean, you can see their resemblance. When messy, you can definitely see their resemblance!

The Wife's face when she pies a lady is in full use, in this video.

Chrissy is an amazing addition to this roster; I look forward to seeing more messy adventures with her. A post-mess after credits scene is included.

Get this one, folks!
-deadpool    12/2/24    
Valerie and Violet's very viscous video
Reminiscing over her first time on set, Valerie accidentally says the trigger phrase. From there, it gets incredibly messy. It was quite brave of her friend Violet to wear white for this video.

These two ladies have a blast, while getting engulfed again and again.

Post-mess action is shown, after the credits.

This is a lot of fun! Get this one, when you have the chance.
-deadpool    12/2/24    
Silliest Take-your-daughter-to-work Day ever
It's a tradition for new ladies in these videos to be brought in by their close friends. In this case, Summer is being brought in by her mother Jessica. I'm sure this helped them bond better as mother and daughter. At the very least, it gave them an incredibly interesting story to tell, on the way back home.

Both of the ladies have very fun laughs; you feel the need to join along, at laughing at their plights.

As always, the Wife's better-you-than-me face is on point.

A post-mess scene is after the credits.

Pick this one up.
-deadpool    12/2/24    
You'll be fortunate, to get this video
Fortune smiles on you, if you bought this chapter of the "You Can't" series. Except for the Wife, the stars of this episode can't seem to catch a break... especially Tori. If you're a fan of hers, this is your video. Certain talismans have been put to excellent use.

Post-credit mess is included. Speaking of the credits, they have their own set of jokes, so you should stick around and watch them.
-deadpool    11/30/24    
Volume 5. 4 ladies. 3 little words.
The slime flows like water, in this latest volume. The ladies go from hot to super hot, in mere seconds. If you're a fan of seeing hot women getting annihilated with slime, you won't wrong here! Post-mess craziness is shown after the credits.

Pick this one up, folks.
-deadpool    11/30/24    
A cute messy bunny
In a cute "bunny" pose, the Wife is playfully pelted with pies. If you're a pie fan, those three minutes are right up your alley. The second half (which I truly enjoyed) is messier, and has the Wife in another "bunny" pose, but this time she's barefoot in slacks. Hopefully, the other ladies will go through what the Wife went through.

The Quickie videos are short, but a lot of fun. Get this one, folks.
-deadpool    11/30/24    
You ask, and Melody answers
You wanted to know what's on Melody's mind, and she's happy to tell us! There is a lot of mess, of course. The answer to one of the questions had me laughing (thanks to the Wife) It is fun to see when your question will be answered, so you have to stay tuned.

Very fun, rather informative, and super messy! You'll be wise, to pick up this video.
-deadpool    11/30/24    
Science is awesome
It's experiment time, and the Wife is not feeling up to it. The distractions she uses would sway others, but science must proceed. The lead scientist needs to use this recipe again, but with another test subject, otherwise the results may be skewed.

This is a fun little video. 2 1/2 minutes, but it's worth it.
-deadpool    11/30/24    
Great
Great Stuff. Love the Passion. Wish you the best in the future and all subsequent messy adventures.
-wams724    10/19/24    
Melody gets humiliated while answering questions...
Melody's sliming in this scene are fantastic... A pleasant surprise my question made it into the post credit scene for which Melody takes the mess like a pro. You really get a sense she has come to enjoy the fetish. Keep up the great work Man. Appreciate how you guys interpreted my question, I loved the outcome!
-Itsthatguyyouare    10/11/24    
A fantastic savoury mess.
Violet takes this mess like a trooper, head up mouth open ready to take whatever is dumped on her, laughing and smiling all the time. Plus she willing covers herself in the mess. Best one by far.
-fishtank    10/6/24    
Wife and Lily Clowning Around Like Pros
I'm proud to say I helped with the writing of this one. This was a concept I'd wanted to see in a WAM video for years and of course The Man and the Wife nailed it. Wife and Lily do a fantastic job and the pie hits are excellent. Bravo to everyone involved!
-Dr. Frankenslime    9/9/24    
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