The Wife wanted to spoof a horribly wonderful 80's dating video and we made it happen!

She made sure her brightly colored makeup was on point with her hair as big as it could get. Wearing a neon green t-shirt, bright multicolored leggings, hot yellow slouch socks, and neon pink accessories, she is ready to find her perfect match! When The Wife begins to describe herself, she is hit out of nowhere with a bright colored cool whip pie. She pauses for a moment, maybe realizing why the dating service was called "Choose Your Cutie Pie." She continues to talk about how fun she is, what physical features she desires in a guy, and her turn offs, all while being pelted with more colorful pies. When talking about her interests, she is suddenly interrupted by the pour of a bright yellow sliming from above. She continues on, talking about everything from her celebrity crushes to her favorite music, foods, and deserts while still being plastered with pies. At the very end, she utters a certain three words and disappears under a very thick and chunky green slime.

You get both versions in this download:

Version 1: The scene with VHS track lines, timer, glitches, and tape hiss. A Very old school feel!

Version 2: The scene with no effects added. (Start at the 08:15 mark of your download)

Bonus Footage: Aftermath of The Wife dancing and playing in the used mess to the tune of some awesomely cheesy 80's rock music.