Let's get one thing straight: The Wife does not like doing savory. Besides one minor instance in recent memory, she's only ever experienced an all out savory assault one time ever. That was years ago, and she said she'd never do it again. But Lilly wanted revenge... revenge for the savory annihilation The Wife subjected her to just over one year ago. So The Wife did the unthinkable, and took on an absolute deluge of savory items with no choice but to sit and take it. The Wife's many audible squeals and squirming around are very genuine, as for her most of the ingredients poured were very cold and very gross.

What you will see:

- Bottles of mustard

- Bottles of ketchup

- Bottles of relish

- Bucket of potato chips

- Bucket of ranch dressing

- Bucket of marinara sauce

- Bucket of creamed corn

- Bucket of coffee grounds

- Bucket of spaghetti O's

- A mayonnaise shampoo

- Bucket of baked beans

- Large jug of cooking oil

- Large jug of BBQ sauce

- Bucket of 96 eggs

- Bucket of chunky marinara sauce

On top of all of this, both The Man and Lilly periodically rub the floor slop into The Wife's already ruined hair throughout the video and at the very end.