It looks like The Wife is at the local bakery, ready to pick up a bunch of pies for a party. She's yapping away on her cell phone, relentlessly bad mouthing the establishment she's standing in. The Wife has high standards when it comes to pies, and upon seeing one here, she believes it's not up to her standards. At this point, the bakery employee has had just about enough of this chick and her snobby attitude. That's when he blasts The Wife in the face with the very pie she disapproved of... and that's just the start of it. The Wife receives many more pies to the face, but also gets: butt pies, crotch pies, chest pies, back of the head pies, her jean pockets filled with chocolate syrup, and her pristine white outfit trashed as mess gets rubbed into it. And if all that wasn't enough, she says the trigger phrase and gets dumped on with an extra chunky green slime. We aren't sure why there's chunky green slime at this bakery, but we're happy it's there.