It's time for this sassy mom to step up and take on our 30 pie barrage. This is where both The Man and The Wife hit Jessica with 30 pies one after another non stop until they're all used up. The pies are made of cool whip with a multitude of different fillings. After all 30 pies are gone, The Wife comes into frame. She says that while Jessica looks great wearing pie, she could really use a bit of something else. As Wife backs out of the screen, poor Jessica is dumped on with a chunky yellow slime from above. After the final drops fall, The Wife comes returns... but she just as quickly backs out, as Jessica has uttered a certain infamous trigger phrase. This of course, causes her to be the victim of a chunky green slime, covering her even more.

Lots of after footage! First, Jessica gets a gloppy recycled sliming; made from all the mess used in the shoot, put into a bucket, and dumped on her. She then shows off her messy bare feet and plays with them in the goop. The Wife then gives Jessica a messy shampoo over and over again with handfuls of mess from the floor. Jessica then pulls out her tank top for The Wife to fill with more slop. Finally, Jessica takes handfuls of mess and splats it into her face and hair before waving and saying goodbye to you.